"Don’t ever put your happiness in someone else’s hands. They’ll drop it. They’ll drop it everytime."
have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people
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riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
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"I stay up just late enough until I am just exhausted enough that I can fall into my bed and sink into immediate slumber. Because I can’t stand lying in a bed in a dark room alone with just my thoughts for so many hours and hours."
sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you
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"The best education you will ever get is traveling. Nothing teaches you more than exploring the world and accumulating experiences"
my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question
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Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked